I just bit him. Really hard. My 13 month old baby boy.
Totally by accident.
I was holding him. The phone rang. I picked up the phone, said "hello" and the next thing I know, his thumb is in my mouth and I bit it accidentally. There was a shocked look of disbelief and then a good 10 minutes of serious, pained screaming, tears and agonized writhing.
Poor guy. I totally don't know how it happened really.
Nanny leaves because she's sick (puking everywhere, poor girl). Mommy takes over. Bites baby really hard on the thumb. And isnt getting any of her real work done.
Today, I appear to be failing at both my jobs!